Shades of Grey

"Why men will never understand women:
 - women do not think like men."

Hellboy: [drunk] - "Look at her, Abe. She's my... she's my whole, wide w...
                            I would... I would give my life for her. But she also expects
                            me to do the dishes!"

Abe Sapien: [also drunk] - "I would die *and* do the dishes!"

/ Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

"To the question: Have you seen Scrubs? There are

two possible answers: Yes and HELLZ YEAH!!"

"It is indeed strange that the lonelinest and the most
depressive period of the year -Autumn- seems to be
the period closest to the heart of humans,
when everything seems to be withered or dying."

"Have you ever tried to face your fears to get rid of them?
Read this statement again and you'll know why it didn't work"